diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
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@@ -1008,3 +1008,9 @@ There really is no need to demonstrate being uneducated.
 Stop.
 You are the one making the claim.
 Please provide a citation of a source, it would be helpful.
+The invention of interrupts was a bad idea.
+Does anyone give a shit, besides you?
+No.
+Noone has any space for this bullshit, or this long explanation.
+Well, now you know.
+Your report is complete bullshit.