update from plan9

lib/fortunes

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 A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt.  - Dutch proverb
 Nothing is good enough for the fortune file! - Dan Cross
 Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23
+/dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced.
+x11 code is just so bad. by which i mean bad of course, and not good.  - forsyth
+Peter Seebach is not POSIX compliant but runs most UNIX applications.
+Glyph 390 is called ".notdef", a singularly inept choice of name.
+Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts.  If nothing else, we are committed to failing in a new way :)  - Elon Musk, SpaceX founder
+You've got a syntax error somewhere in your code.  It could be around line 15.  Good luck finding it.  - the Mini-C compiler
+Lucent is the best place 4 me to work. (Please keep confidential)
+It might be comfortable, but so is lounging in a big enough pile of shite.  - jmk, about ioctl
+i'm sure ken said we had persistant objects: ''they're called files''  - boyd
+But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you want is not to be wounded in the first place.  - Steve Yegge
+You’ve followed a link to a topic that doesn’t exist yet.
+Metaphors about deck chairs abound.
+After you have rotated your monitor, you need to complete the procedure below to rotate your operating system.
+The human genome is about 3 gigabases long, which boils down to 750 megabytes. Depressingly enough, this is only 2.8 Mozilla browsers.  - Bert Hubert
+cc: The parameter is incorrect.	- cygwin cc
+Some people are like slinkies.  They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
+/* Not static, because we don't want the compiler removing it */
+It appears that you are accessing Myspace.com from a location that is not authorized to view our licensed videos.  Please go to the United States or its territories and try again.
+Subject: There's More to Nevada Than You Think
+The user of distributed operating systems will know a new kind of reliability.  - MIT video about computer networks, 1972
+I don't think there's a support group for people who don't have cancer - Fiona McKie
+vi vi vi - the roman number of the beast
+VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. Self-destruct in 5 seconds.  Have a nice day...  - Linux
+One of the silliest things you can do with a modern Unix machine is run the Eliza mode of Emacs against random quotes from Zippy the Pinhead.  - Eric Raymond
+* Description:  WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS FILE DOES, PLEASE DESCRIBE IT HERE!
+Never smack a Bulgarian. - Ron Minnich
+The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates.  Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now?
+I'm not sure if that's true or not, I got that from an Internet web page:... -  Lluís Batlle
+We're sorry, the page you're looking for is no longer here.
+We've recently reorganized our site and streamlined some of our content. You can look for content using the search box at the top of each page.
+/* keep the code below somewhat more readonable; not used elsewhere */
+When we order T-Shirts to give away at conferences (like OSCON), we always order "Medium", "Large", "Extra-Large", and "Programmer" sizes.  _ Randal Schwartz
+THANK YOU FOR AN INTERESTING GAME.
+main: 7,913,578,496 used + 35,178,551,926,784 free = 2,093,416,448 (378% used)
+Bitfield endianness not defined! Check your byteorder.h
+All I know about print is that you can do it too soon. - Ron Minnich
+acid: <stdin>:82: (error) 82: <eof> eating symbols
+1         2034   9/01 17:54 god@bell-labs.com            bye
+Girija pointed out a couple of bugs (I think of them as typos myself :-)   -Sape
+Plan 9 makes BeOS look like a market leader.