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@ -4043,3 +4043,16 @@ usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile] [blocks
/opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fault "$prog" ${1+"$@"}
LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so [/opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so: undefined symbol: _ZdlPv]
This 43 minute video FEATURES the 22 year-old, 6'6" (6'11" in heels) 300+ pound, size 14 shoe size Blythe
Linux is good if you want to run Apache or compile the kernel. Every other application is suspect. - Andrew Hume
/etc/bash.bashrc: alias unmount='echo "Error: Try the command: umount" 1>&2; false'
Book-burning is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to think of it as "English lit". - Larry Hollister
panic: bad rob
ulong when; /* may underflow in clock(); must be signed */
There is no interest in a WWW browser. This fad is clearly not going to have any staying power. - plan.9@research.att.com, Oct 22 1994
the representation of characters, but not the character set itself, was changed this weekend. we believe that the representation we are using now will become the one used by unix-like systems everywhere. - rob's news about utf-8, sep 6 1992
Linux: the world's best text adventure game.
MessageSocket::setHostname(): gethostbyname() failed: Success
/* This variable is here only because of a historical reason. */
It's almost as though someone is creating billboards that read, ``If you can#t splel VaigrA, you cn mkae big $M$O$N$E$Y$ wtih b.ul.k adtervising on teh I*N*T*R*E*N*E*T.'' - Rob Kolstad
And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for rock-solid facts, rather than spelling.
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